NAME: Jay
AGE: 17
SEX: sure why not
I MEANT GENDER: oh sorry female
LOCATION: uranus
SPECIES: timelord/fallen angel/secretly a Titan
FACTION: Dauntless
BENDING: earthbender
HOUSE: slytherin
OCCUPATION: consulting detective/world savior
SUPERPOWER: staying up all night on Netflix and appearing in public the next day
FANDOMS: Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Attack on Titan, Night Vale, LOTR/Hobbit, most superheroes, Star Trek, Star Wars, Pokemon, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Divergent, Mortal Instruments, Disney, Percy Jackson, Kingdom Hearts, OHSHC, ATLA/LOK...
MUSIC TASTE: pretty decent I guess
INSPIRATION: Jack Harkness.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Black Butler!!
any ideas?
seven, so far.

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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raccoon-eater:

lacigreen:

lalatinafeminista:

toomanyfuckscrusader:

hiddlefun:

cloudcuckoolander527:

talisguy:

Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this. 

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.  

The more you know~

(Source: rememberthstars)

itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

thechildinthecorner:

crazycatshipper:

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

That… was beautiful ; u ;

Pure brilliance.

thechildinthecorner:

crazycatshipper:

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

That… was beautiful ; u ;

Pure brilliance.

(Source: ragecomics4you)

(Source: crooksh4nks)

flirtytwink:

You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football

(Source: lamestlatina)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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ctheguitarman:

transtonks:

nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away

Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2014

tags → #c'mon 

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!