NAME: Jay
AGE: 17
SEX: sure why not
I MEANT GENDER: oh sorry female
LOCATION: uranus
SPECIES: timelord/fallen angel/secretly a Titan
FACTION: Dauntless
BENDING: earthbender
HOUSE: slytherin
OCCUPATION: consulting detective/world savior
SUPERPOWER: staying up all night on Netflix and appearing in public the next day
FANDOMS: Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Attack on Titan, Night Vale, LOTR/Hobbit, most superheroes, Star Trek, Star Wars, Pokemon, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Divergent, Mortal Instruments, Disney, Percy Jackson, Kingdom Hearts, ATLA/LOK...
MUSIC TASTE: pretty decent I guess
INSPIRATION: Jack Harkness.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: One Piece!!:)
any ideas?
seven, so far.

SNK FANDOM STOP

sukithepyro:

Ok. I am just going to fucking say this.
If they are old enough to enlist in the military, then they really should fucking be able consent to fucking sex.

not-safe-for-earth:

mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”

(Source: odnson)

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

image

abomasnow:

hector-inhale:

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

  • my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

Why would a guy post that ?

have you ever heard of homosexuals

(Source: thranduils-queen)

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

lifewithajetsetter:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

^ lmfao

h0odrich:

my next tattoo

h0odrich:

my next tattoo

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

surely-heaven-waits-for-you:

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

Ron’s just like “srsly tho, we’ve been dealing with this sh** since 1st year. Dude’ll be fine, you watch. He’s gonna be walkin in those doors in like three seconds carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula”

carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula

(Source: ladyponds)

unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

actually homosexuality was seen as pretty fab back then (or at least man-on-man in orgies). They still considered having a penis to be superior to not having one, but they were like “hey one penis is good, but TWO PeNISES = BETTER!” so yea

(Source: dvaefranco)

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)