NAME: Jay
AGE: 17
SEX: sure why not
I MEANT GENDER: oh sorry female
LOCATION: uranus
SPECIES: timelord/fallen angel/secretly a Titan
FACTION: Dauntless
BENDING: earthbender
HOUSE: slytherin
OCCUPATION: consulting detective/world savior
SUPERPOWER: staying up all night on Netflix and appearing in public the next day
FANDOMS: Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Attack on Titan, Night Vale, LOTR/Hobbit, most superheroes, Star Trek, Star Wars, Pokemon, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Divergent, Mortal Instruments, Disney, Percy Jackson, Kingdom Hearts, ATLA/LOK...
MUSIC TASTE: pretty decent I guess
INSPIRATION: Jack Harkness.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: One Piece!!:)
any ideas?
seven, so far.
baron-von-daniel:

he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.

baron-von-daniel:

he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

shimmerest:

2013 was proof that the world should have ended on 12/21/12 

(Source: alienswerve)

does anyone remember when I hated my life
yea well the hatred thrives on

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officialwhitegirls:

officialwhitegirls:

it’s almost 4/20 you know what that means

yes it means it’s almost time for chocolates to go on sale haha I love easter

forestsouls:

gnostic-forest:

AW KITTY.

cuteeeeee

that cat looks high as shit

(Source: heymom)

mydogsnokes:

i wanna experience myself in 3rd person i wanna see how much i hate myself

marinasexual:

those commercials where they show a kid having like 5 pizza rolls as a snack

image

(Source: mistyslay)

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

tags → #me #about #sarcasm #q #queue 

therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

tags → #q #queue #me #about 
tags → #me #about #q #queue 

(Source: perfect-affection)

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

agentjjkelly:

starsinthegutter:

i still think this is mighty clever.

((Every time I have to cover my tats up for work I will think of this dude.))

spankmethorin:

radgreymon:

rudegirlqueer:

sarcasticxfantastic:

socialismartnature:

Rape, By The Numbers.

everyone needs to see this graphic

Boost.

crazy

I linked this to my guy friends who always use the excuse of “What about the false reports? It’s not fair that innocent men are accused of a crime they didn’t commit”
2 out of 1000. 0.02% Of all rapes are false.

spankmethorin:

radgreymon:

rudegirlqueer:

sarcasticxfantastic:

socialismartnature:

Rape, By The Numbers.

everyone needs to see this graphic

Boost.

crazy

I linked this to my guy friends who always use the excuse of “What about the false reports? It’s not fair that innocent men are accused of a crime they didn’t commit”

2 out of 1000. 0.02% Of all rapes are false.

(Source: theenlivenproject)