NAME: Jay AGE: 18 SEX: sure why not MEANT GENDER: oh sorry female LOCATION: uranus but probably hell in a few years time SPECIES: timelord/fallen angel/secretly a Titan FACTION: Dauntless BENDING: earthbender HOUSE: slytherin OCCUPATION: consulting detective/world savior SUPERPOWER: bein hella rad FANDOMS: Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Harry Potter, Hannibal, SnK, LOTR/Hobbit, most superheroes, Star Trek, Star Wars, Pokemon, SOA, Divergent, Mortal Instruments, Disney, OHSHC, ATLA/LOK...MUSIC TASTE: pretty decent I guessINSPIRATION: Jack Harkness. CURRENTLY WATCHING: Black Butler & SOA!!
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this
i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again
Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
my own piece! it’s the Rogue Titan from SnK ;)
Hope you like it!!!!!
My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.
holdin bae’s hand for the first time like
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"