does anyone remember when I hated my life
yea well the hatred thrives on
it’s almost 4/20 you know what that means
yes it means it’s almost time for chocolates to go on sale haha I love easter
i wanna experience myself in 3rd person i wanna see how much i hate myself
those commercials where they show a kid having like 5 pizza rolls as a snack
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
laughs for 10 minutes
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
i still think this is mighty clever.
((Every time I have to cover my tats up for work I will think of this dude.))
Rape, By The Numbers.
everyone needs to see this graphic
I linked this to my guy friends who always use the excuse of “What about the false reports? It’s not fair that innocent men are accused of a crime they didn’t commit”
2 out of 1000. 0.02% Of all rapes are false.